Doors, window trim, baseboards, walls, cabinets, cabinet doors, ceilings, exterior trim. primer, satin finish, semi-gloss, rollers, brushes, paint pans... and so goes the renovating.
My hand may be stuck in the shape of a claw forever from holding paint brushes and rollers for hours at a time. So what jobs am I qualified for if my hand is permanently frozen in "The CLAW"?
1. Well, of course I could be a painter
2. A professional back scratcher
3. A bear imitator in a charades game "GRRRR"
4. A torch holder for the Olympics
5. I could pour drinks at a restaurant (If I could fit the pitcher in my claw hand)
6. The next American Idol. I'm pretty sure a paint roller and a microphone are the same shape. :-)
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